Wednesday, 30 March 2016

Enough to make you laugh



Our two friends arrive at the golf club.

The wife is trying to remember the name of the new barmaid. “It’s Wendy isn’t it?”

Her husband replies, “No. It’s Tuesday today.”

They burst into fits of giggles, like a pair of teenagers, not the 70+ old married couple who celebrated their golden wedding last year.

Wendy asked what was up. When the wife finally managed to get into control of her giggles, she explained. From then on Wendy became Thursday or Friday as the mood took her.

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Here’s a conundrum for you. What’s the difference between an apple core from an apple I’ve eaten and a windfall apple I’ve picked up from the garden?

Answer: The first is food waste & so must be put in the grey bin. The second is garden waste & must be put in the green bin or in our own compost bin.

Personally I can’t see the difference, but that’s our local council for you!

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