Our two friends arrive
at the golf club.
The wife is trying
to remember the name of the new barmaid. “It’s Wendy isn’t it?”
Her husband replies,
“No. It’s Tuesday today.”
They burst into fits
of giggles, like a pair of teenagers, not the 70+ old married couple who
celebrated their golden wedding last year.
Wendy asked what was
up. When the wife finally managed to get into control of her giggles, she
explained. From then on Wendy became Thursday or Friday as the mood took her.
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Here’s a conundrum
for you. What’s the difference between an apple core from an apple I’ve eaten
and a windfall apple I’ve picked up from the garden?
Answer: The first is
food waste & so must be put in the grey bin. The second is garden waste
& must be put in the green bin or in our own compost bin.
Personally I can’t
see the difference, but that’s our local council for you!
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